GOOSEBUMPS

have ya'll noticed that the temp has been dropping?
i dont know what its quite like outside of ephraim, but here it is gettin very chilly!
so this can only mean one thing in my excited mind.
i woke up and instantly i thought HOLY FETCH ITS TIME FOR SOME FLIPPIN TIGHTS!!

oh man let me tell the world that in the last couple years i have learned a few fun secrtes that i am sure most girls know but for me im a late bloomer in that world and i have just discovered some things.

1. tights are super comfortable! who woulda thunk it?! but they are and its not like i wear skirts all the time but on occasions im feelin a little.. fat.. yes i said the f word. and i just dont feel like goin through the pain of jeans. but hmm its chilly and i cant show off my chunky legs in shorts so, solution throw on the tights! also its a great choice when you are headed off to church also not just for the cold but you also dont remember that dress bein quite that short. there ya go.

2.alright this one may not be mother friendly but yes get a couple thongs girls! i personally only have one (i dont have money to go and get more) but seriously they will save your life. like the other day i was in my night yoga class and i was goin into a deep downward dog and i hear "ok everyone really send those hips to the sky" so i did and lucky for me i can look between my legs and see the full mirror and i can see my grand pantie lines!! ah so im sure none of you want them either. i promise they arent just for naughty or skanky girls. its only gonna help you out in the fashion world.

3. do not i repeat DO NOT go to the bowling alley at ten o' clock at night and order the cheese fries. i dont care how many menstral craving you have dont do it!! you will only wake up in the morning and feel a billion times worse. starch hang overs and massive bloating are never your friends. i promise.

now i know that most of you probably know that i am not the girliest girl out there but i hope you will still take a little bit of this advice. it has helped me advance just slightly in that world.

oh and ps if you are like me and you dont just get PMS you get all out RAGE (raging. angry. girl. everyday.) dont answer your phone, text or call, if you have just woken up from your nap on an empty stomach. you may offend someone.