LOVE DOCTOR

well so i have finally had one very embarrassing moment happen to me in college.
so this thursday, all off-campus dorms were required to attend this "making relationships matter" conference with the "love doctor".
well it just so happened that a half hour before this meeting i meet this pretty fine lad who i will remain anonymous due to the embarrassment. but he came along because he lives in our dorm too.
so we are talking and laughing for over an hour learning from this doctor about how to make relationships work and joking at the ironical humor in the situation that we were in and he leans forward and i start to whisper to tate when suddenly she says
"dude you have pizza in your teeth"!!
oh my goodness
i went red as a cherry and covered my mouth in severe embarrassment
he kept asking what was wrong but i couldn't stop shaking my head trying to not burst into humiliating laughter.
i turned to sarah bond as she helped me out 
i turned back to this confused boy and said.
i apparently have had pizza in my teeth for the last hour and a half and you have [politely] said nothing
thats when his face went a light shade of pink and said..
"well i figured that it would be less embarrassing for your friend to tell you, instead of someone you just met".
i want to crawl into a dark hole.
but then like the gentlemen he is he quickly added
"but dont worry i only seen it like 2 seconds before she told you"

so everyone take this story as a lesson and learn from it or you will end up like this acward chick.
    [ps i know this isnt a chick.. i was talking about me]

but dont worry he still stuck abound and we had an awesome night. =]

1 comment:

  1. bad friend, tatum! she didn't tell you? sounds like sabotage to me. :) jay kay.

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